The Claim: Garth Brooks demanded a bucket of cold Bud Light at his table for a photo op. Guy Fieri Kicked him out instead.

Claimed by: Internet journalists

After careful consideration of several factors, we rate this claim: TRUE.

Not only is there a ton of evidence that people are praying and hoping it’s true, but there’s enough confirmation bias available for culture war issues to make it more than plausible. It’s a perfectly reasonable assumption that Guy Fieri’s polite handshake with Trump means he’ll be rewarded by the universe with the unique opportunity of owning the libs ALLOD style, now available on Twitter.

What could be better, patriots? He’s got cool hair, he does a show the ladies love about groceries or something, and he’s now a rockstar in the cesspool of Elon. It’s almost as if it was meant to be.

If you haven’t yet, be sure to buy as much stuff from Fieri’s BBQ and Gastropub in Nashville, as listed in the original article, which may or may not actually exist. By the picture on the featured image, they do ribs. Yet another truth for patriotic Americans to celebrate is always a win for our side, folks. God Bless the USA.