Capitol Records Drops Garth Brooks, Cancels Album Deal: “He Doesn’t Represent Country”

Shortly after Garth Brooks announced to the world that he prefers to cater to .07 percent of its population, things started to go horribly wrong.

First, he held a soft opening for his new club, “Friends in Low Places,” and only a dozen people showed up. On hearing that news, his three investors pulled out, calling his brand “an embarrassment.” Brooks canceled the Grand Opening.

Now, his record label, Capitol Country, has dropped him as a featured artist, stating that he “doesn’t represent country.”

“Brooks decided to spit on his own fan base,” said Capitol CEO Joe Barron, “he doesn’t represent country music, so he’ll need a new label.”

We reached out to Brooks and asked him why he decided to throw away his career for wokeness. He told ALLOD correspondent Skip Tetheludah that he wasn’t concerned with all the reports.

“From what I understand,” said Brooks, “the stories are mostly from a liberal troll who really enjoys watching the assholes I don’t want at my bar make fools of themselves. It’s not my cup of tea, but I suppose someone has to do it.”

We weren’t quite sure what he was talking about, patriots. It could have been some sort of Antifa code or something. If you do decide to go to Nashville, keep alert. Stay liquid. Be the street. God bless America.

Related Posts

A man who divorced his wife of 47 years begs for her

After nearly five decades of marriage, John made the difficult decision to leave his wife, Nicky. Hoping to rediscover a sense of adventure and freedom, he stepped…

The real purpose of those mysterious lines on towels

A seemingly simple question recently sparked a surprisingly passionate debate across social media: why is there that odd, raised line or strip across bath towels? Thousands chimed…

BREAKING NEWS : 15

BREAKING NEWS : 15 minutes ago, At Washington D.C. —Barron Trump, son of President Donald J. Trump, has tragically passed Away at 19 year old. Sources close…

Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris, broke her silence

The heiress of the late “King of Pop” opened up about her battles with addiction and depression. Details of a turbulent life In a shocking and candid…

The recent social media buzz centers on a license plate

The recent social media buzz centers on a license plate that’s grabbed attention and sparked a viral sensation. In a Perth shopping center parking lot, a driver’s…

Trump To Impose Eye-Popping Fines On Illegals Who Don’t Self-Deport

The Trump administration has introduced steep new fines targeting illegal immigrants who fail to comply with final deportation orders. Under a long-dormant 1996 law revived during Trump’s…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *