My Daughter Just…

«Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,» my daughter exclaimed as she entered the living room. Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.

After that, you can sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.” She didn’t quite say it like that, though. she actually said… “Dad, this is my new boyfriend

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