A Young Lady Is Working At Old People Home

A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset.’

“What’s the matter?” She asks I’ve got no-one to pass these onto to when I go”. Says the old man, looking at his photos.

“Let me show you” and he presents her with a photo of an old car, “this is my vintage E type Jaguar. It’s priceless and in pr

istine condition”

 

“I’ll… I’ll let you have it if you just give me a quick flash of those lovely melons.”

Interested in the prospect of inheriting the old man’s car and feeling a bit sorry for the old geezer, she agrees and proceeds to undress for him.

Looking visibly happier, he pulls out another photo, “This is my house in Devon. It’s an 8 bedroom mansion with a swimming pool and 25 acres of land.”

“You can have it, only, I’d love to see those melons bouncing.

She thinks about this for a few seconds, then agrees and proceeds to jump up and down topless in front of the old man. Now vibrant, the old man grabs another photo and says,

“here, look, this is my yacht off of the coast of Gibraltar.” “It’s yours if you could just let me play with those spiffing melons of yours for a couple of minutes.”

Deciding it’s worth it, she leans forward and lets the old man have a good fumble of her jubilees.

Wide-eyed and with a cheeky grin on his face, the old man says, “thank you so much, my dear.” He stands up and hands her the three photographs.

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