M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven – mistakes were made

She replies that he hasn’t.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again.

“Virgin Mary speaking,” comes the response.

“Is James there yet?” asks M.

Again the answer is no.

M is really worried by this time, but she waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

And she hears the response,

“Hello, Mary speaking!”

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