On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh yeah? Who was the guy?” “Tiger Woods, the golfer.” “Well, he’s rich, famous, and handsome. I can understand that.”
The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. “What are you doing?” asks the wife. “I’m hungry. I’m calling room service.” “Tiger wouldn’t do that.” “Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?” “He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”