This is why you should never take your wife to the state fair.
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
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