The Maid’s Raise: Helen asked her boss’s wife for a raise, claiming she irons and cooks better, according to the husband. When Helen added she’s a better lover, the wife asked if her husband said that. Helen replied, “No, the gardener did.” The wife immediately agreed to the raise.Supermarket Encounter:A man is shocked when a woman says he’s the father of one of her kids. Panicked, he recalls a past affair and confesses. The woman calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”

Six Feet in Bed: A drunk husband sees six feet in bed and accuses his wife. She convinces him to recount from outside the bed. Seeing only four feet, he apologizes for miscounting. April Fools:nHusband: “I cheated once.” Wife: “Me too.” Husband: “April 1st!” Wife: “June 18th. The Burglar:
A burglar ties up a couple and refuses to untie them, explaining it ensures his escape. Despite the husband’s pleas, the burglar leaves, confident the neighbors will find them later.