A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
“How come you’re sweating?” the owner asks.
The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
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