UPDATE: Sad Michael J Fox News
A pet is more than an animal that you take care of. It’s so much more than that. Many people end up loving their pets as much as they love…
2nd Offense: The View Suspends Whoopi for 6 Weeks Without Pay
She just can’t keep her mouth shut, so producers had to shut it for her. Whoopi Goldberg, “The View” host who rakes in $17 million a year, will sit out…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group,…
A 30 year-old son decided to admit his father into an old peoples home as desired by his wife
He brought the father in a car to an old peoples home run by a Catholic priest. Then appeared this elderly priest, who came out to have a long chat…
Whoopi Says She’ll Quit If “The View” Adds Roseanne Barr
Whoopi Goldberg took to the airwaves to complain to her audience about Roseanne Barr earlier, claiming she’d quit if “The View” hired her as a new conservative host. “I know…
CMAs Replaces Garth Brooks with Jason Aldean as MC: “He’s More In Tune With Country Values”
Country music star Jason Aldean is making waves in liberal circles with his new song about living a small-town life. For those on the left, apparently, loving God and owning…
TRUE: Guy Fieri Refused to Serve Members of The View: “They’re Loud and Divisive”
The claim: Guy Fieri saw Whoopi, Joy, and Sunny seated at Flavortown and asked them to leave. They showed up without a reservation, demanded a table, and just sat where…
Ted Nugent, Jason Aldean To Duet “Small Town”: “For America”
Folks, Uncle Ted has spoken. He’s not only a giant fan of Jason Aldean, but has agreed to do a duet with Jason at the biggest stage in America: Mar…
Tim Conway makes costars break character for 5 minutes straight on ‘The Carol Burnett Show’
Even the cast itself can’t help but laugh at Tim Conway’s hysterical improvised story.Conway’s co-stars can’t keep it together when he improvises a story about a circus elephant. Carol Burnett…
A Man Noticed Two Tennis Balls
What are those big bulges in your running shorts?” she asked. “Tennis balls,” answered the man, smiling back. “Wow,” said the blonde, looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had…