A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy handed his drink back and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”…
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