I’m Confident You Won’t Recognize This. Go Ahead And Prove Me Incorrect (If You Can)

John Elway, the Head of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos and a former Super Bowl-winning quarterback, has implemented certain guidelines for the 2017 NFL season.

According to sources within the locker room, who may or may not have direct knowledge of the situation, Elway is already preparing to take action against those he perceives as traitors.

Our on-site sports reporter, James Osborne, states that the athletes are taking these warnings very seriously:

“Elway has made it clear that he will not tolerate any disrespect towards our flag. He shouted in his office that anyone kneeling during the National Anthem on his field will be dismissed,” as reported by one of the assistant coach’s aides.

Players from other teams won’t be allowed to participate and will be escorted away if they do. Although we are unsure about the enforcement of this rule, it seems necessary to avoid potential repercussions.

Elway is resolute in his stance. He swiftly fired three players in 2017 for kneeling, which led to a series of fact-checking articles and parody attacks by Snopes. Eventually, the players were allowed to play again as their actions were deemed insincere, allowing Elway to maintain his reputation.

Sending blessings from God and God Bless America, John Elway