I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp

“First thing I wished for was this roll of $20’s that never ends. I’m still spending the thing. Works great.”

“So for my second wish, I asked for a brand new Cadillac that becomes new again every year. Pretty great to always have a brand new car.”
“The problem was I sort of hit a brick wall and didn’t know what else to wish for. I thought for a bit and told the genie. “Well, I’m not sure what else to wish for, but you are pretty hot. Want to fool around?”

The genie responded, “Hey it’s your wish. But I’m just smoke from the waste down. Not a whole lot of fun there”
So I asked, “How about a little head?”

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