Golden Globe Ethics Board Cancels Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award

Whoopi Goldberg was supposed to get a “Lifetime Achievement Award” from the Golden Globes, but it was canceled. According to a source close to the company’s Ethics Board, “Golden Globes LLC can’t put its name behind an honor of that magnitude when the recipient is so controversial.”

The order came down just after the New Year, forcing GGLLC to scramble for a new recipient, settling instead on Keanu Reeves.

Reeves will be the youngest recipient of the award, with the shortest list of credits. “We had to find someone everyone loves, and quickly.” Reeves has never had a scandal. As for Whoopi, she’s chock full of them. Whether she’s refusing to stop calling Kyle Rittenhouse a murderer or taking Hitler’s side on the Holocaust, she’s always there to be on the wrong side of history.

Goldberg’s antics cost her, and big. She’ll now miss out on being with an elite club that will surely include greats like James Woods, Jon Voight, and Kid Rock for his work on Joe Dirt. Along with the long list of liberals who got it as a participation trophy, of course.

Joe Barron, Goldberg’s publicist, says Whoopi couldn’t care less about some award and that the media should stay focused on Will Smith. “Maybe keep your eyes on that Kathy Griffin character of worry about what kind of nonsense Alyssa Milano might spout. Whoopi has earned a break from the wrath of the common tater.”

Perhaps he’s right, patriots, but as long as those spuds keep coming back, there’s little else we can do but oblige.

Related Posts

Did you know that if you eat BANANA EVERY DAY your body can…

Bananas are among the most popular fruits in the world, loved for their natural sweetness, convenience, and impressive nutritional profile. But as with any food, the question…

The Future of Social Security: Understanding America’s Retirement Security Challenge

Social Security represents one of America’s most successful and enduring social programs, providing essential income security for millions of retirees, disabled individuals, and survivors. However, the program…

Lily Adams See-Thru Undies Showing Us Everything, Try Not To Gasp!

Beauty Queen Dies Unexpectedly, Fans Uncover Ominous VideoPosted onon Beauty Queen Dies Unexpectedly, Fans Uncover Ominous Video A Florida beauty queen died a sudden and shocking death…

Missing girl found in the woods, her mother was the one who…See more

The minor was last seen when she left her home in the Santa Martha Acatitla neighborhood to go to a nearby store. According to relatives, Perla Alison…

A Woman’s Large Breasts Indicate That Her Vagin…See more

This image is a digital painting or stylized artwork depicting a couple sharing an intimate moment. The artwork is characterized by warm tones, predominantly shades of yellow,…

Spontaneous Call Revealed My Husband’s Disgusting Truth So I Took Revenge

I thought my life was perfect—married to Tom for eight years, raising our sweet daughter Sarah. When Tom surprised us with a Maldives getaway for our anniversary,…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *