Fast-Talking Flight Attendant Speech Has Her Passengers Rolling in the Aisles

Flight attendants are expected to be formal and polite and ‘not at all funny’. Well this woman in the video clearly defies the norm. I’m envious of those passengers in this flight. When these passengers of a Southwest Airlines flight were ready for taking off, they probably weren’t expecting this announcement!

This hilarious woman is Martha Cobb and she a Southwest Airline flight attendant. Before the plane takes off, Martha gives these passengers a speech regarding safety that none of them are probably going to ever forget. They can’t hold in their laughter as Martha delivers a funny speech in a professional tone.

I’ve updated this version to a newer video that includes captioning so that you can understand every hilarious word she says. The speech is exactly the same as before, but she says it so fast you might miss some of her jokes. This version is definitely better!

Watch this hysterical video down below and please leave us a Facebook comment to let us know what you thought!

 

 

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