The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress.
When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she replied.
“Needs ironing,” he says. “What’s for dinner?”
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