Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.The little girl
looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,”
“Ever since I was born, daddy has been the best father you could ever imagine. And I just wanted to say I love him so much.” These…
H – “Hello?” . W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks…
Speaking from the Oval Office, President Donald Trump announced plans to expand his federal crime crackdown beyond Washington D.C., targeting cities with longstanding issues of violence and…
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the…
If you’re like me—or like many families out there—your weekly milk habits are all over the place. Some weeks, you can’t keep it in the fridge long…
Why You Might Leave the Bathroom Light On in a Hotel – During my first solo hotel stay, I realized complete darkness in a new place wasn’t…
