Daughter’s text to Dad – Funny

Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.

He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly.

Dad’s reply: Dad’s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon,

and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.

Related Posts

Donald Trump Signs Controversial Executive Order That Sparks Global Alarm, Linking Immigration Policy to Campus Protests and Equating Political Dissent With Anti-Semitism, Prompting Fierce Debate Over Free Speech, Academic Freedom, and Human Rights While Critics Warn of Chilling Effects on Students, Scholars, and America’s Reputation for Democratic Values

President Donald Trump’s latest executive order has ignited intense debate across the United States and beyond. Framed as a measure to combat anti-Semitism, the order goes much…

BULLETPROOF GLASS AT CHARLIE KIRK MEMORIAL LEAVES AMERICA STUNNED

Charlie Kirk’s memorial at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona, drew thousands in person and over 100,000 online. Tributes, speeches, and music honored

True meaning behind Erika Kirk’s heartbreaking hand signal to husband during memorial service

More than 90,000 people gathered in Arizona to honor Charlie Kirk’s life — and in the middle of the memorial, his widow Erika made one simple, powerful…

The legendary icon turns 95 — and she’s looking amazing

Tippi Hedren: Hollywood Legend Turns 95 Grace, class, and an independent spirit define Tippi Hedren. Hollywood’s screen legend has captivated audiences for decades. But behind her fame…

Elon Musk reveals why he ‘reconciled’ with Trum

Elon Musk and Donald Trump appeared to reconcile during the memorial service for conservative activist Charlie Kirk, held at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. The event…

NBC and CBS Acto, at 39…

Francisco San Martin, an actor best known for his roles on daytime soaps including NBC’s Days of Our Lives and CBS’ The Bold and the Beautiful, has…