Dirty Humor: The Story Of Naughty Old Harold
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?” She asks, “What?” “Sex!” he replies. Mildred exclaims,…
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?” She asks, “What?” “Sex!” he replies. Mildred exclaims,…
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,…
“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed. “This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained. “Love dress? But you’re…
George wanted to last longer during sex, so he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. The man…
Suddenly, George had a flash of inspiration, and he realized what he should do. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He…
Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice everyday. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He…
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks…
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking…
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now…
A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn…