The police were called to a female gym
“Don’t worry,” the policeman said reassuringly, “We’ll track down the suspect right away. Please tell all the ladies to go back to their exercising. There’s nothing to worry about anymore.”…
The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a bar – it changed his perspective
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and…
The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a bar – it changed his perspective
She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch…
I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp
This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody drinks. The weird…
I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp
“First thing I wished for was this roll of $20’s that never ends. I’m still spending the thing. Works great.” “So for my second wish, I asked for a brand…
Dirty Joke – These three ladies got a surprise whilst playing golf
Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at a Florida Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and…
Dirty Joke – These three ladies got a surprise whilst playing golf
The second lady, gazes intently and says, ‘He is not mine either.’ After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says, ‘He’s not even a member of this golf…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning, Ma’am”, he said, “I’ve come to…” “Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.” “Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my speciality?” CLICK HERE AND CONTINUE READING >>
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning, Ma’am”, he said, “I’ve come to…” “Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.” “Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my speciality?” CLICK HERE AND CONTINUE READING >>
“Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat“ After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?” “Leave everything to…
Three Men Were Standing In Line To Get Into Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, and Patrick had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s…