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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, and Patrick had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s…

Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell—but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it…

and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her, she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little…

the wall?” The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models, but the customer is adamant about the big red one. When the customer offers the clerk…

A wife complains to her husband: ” Just look at that couple down the road, Roger, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, CONTINUE READING >>

kissing her, holding the door… for her … Why can’t you do the same?” “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”

Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, “I built a big house…

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: “Milton,” she wrote the first son, “The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I…

Riley Gaines was cheated out of one of the greatest moments of her life by a swimmer with a clear advantage. It cost her more than just a national championship;…

“It’s justice,” said Gaines, “for every little girl who tries her hardest and loses to someone who cheats.” Gaines will put the money into her private foundation for children. NCAA…