A Priest and a Lawyer walk into a bakery

The Priest replied, “That’s just simple thievery, I’II show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”
The Priest then proceeded to call out to the owner of the bakery, “Sir, I want to show you a miracle of the lord.”

The owner was intrigued so he came over to see what the priest was talking about.
The Priest asked him for a bun, and then he proceeded to give it to a homeless-looking man outside.

He asked two more times, and after once again handing the buns out, the owner says, “Okay my friend, where’s the miracle?”
The Priest said,
“Look in the Lawyer’s pockets.”

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