A woman was at home one quiet afternoon when she suddenly heard a sharp, persistent knock at her front door. Curious, she walked over and peered through the peephole. Standing there was a man she had never seen before. Before she could greet him, he leaned slightly forward and asked, in a direct and rather shocking tone, “Do you have a vagina?”

The woman froze for a moment, unsure if she had heard correctly. Her mind raced — was this some kind of prank? Was he serious? The question caught her completely off guard. Overcome with a mix of disgust and disbelief, she slammed the door in his face, heart pounding and cheeks flushed. She took a moment to calm herself, telling herself that it must have been some kind of crazy coincidence — perhaps a strange prankster — and tried to return to her normal routine.

The next morning, as she was sipping her coffee and enjoying the peaceful silence of her kitchen, a familiar sound echoed through her house: a knock at the door. Slowly, she approached, her nerves tense, and when she opened it, there he was — the same man from the day before. He looked as calm and composed as ever and repeated the exact same question: “Do you have a vagina?”

She could feel her blood pressure rising. How could someone have the audacity to ask her such a thing two days in a row? Without a word, she slammed the door again, this time with even more force, feeling a mix of fear and anger. She retreated to the living room, shaking her head, and tried to put the whole uncomfortable encounter out of her mind.

Later that evening, when her husband returned home from work, she recounted the entire strange ordeal. She described the man’s question, his persistence, and her growing irritation over the last two days. Her husband listened intently, frowning as he tried to process the absurdity of the situation. Then, after a pause, he said in a calm, loving, and slightly amused tone, “Honey, I’m taking the day off tomorrow so that I can be home. Just in case this guy shows up again, we’ll handle it together.”

The next morning, true to the husband’s plan, both were at home when they heard the unmistakable knock at the door. Their hearts raced as they rushed toward it. The husband whispered conspiratorially, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same man, I want you to answer ‘yes’ to his question. I’m curious to see where this is going.” She nodded, a little apprehensive, but trusting her husband’s plan.

When she opened the door, there he was again, standing there exactly as he had the previous days. He looked at her and asked, without hesitation, “Do you have a vagina?”

“Yes, I do,” she replied firmly, just as her husband had suggested.

The man’s face brightened, almost as if a weight had been lifted. He smiled and said, with a calm and almost friendly demeanor, “Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife alone and start using yours?”

The woman blinked in stunned silence for a moment, then both she and her husband burst into laughter. The absurdity of the situation, combined with the clever and cheeky punchline, left them both shaking their heads and laughing until tears formed in their eyes. The husband couldn’t stop chuckling, and the woman playfully hit him on the arm, still laughing at how the unexpected visitor had completely turned the situation into a harmless, hilarious lesson about curiosity and boundaries.

From that day on, whenever she thought back on the strange visitor, she would laugh and remember how a potentially awkward and uncomfortable encounter had ended with humor, cleverness, and a shared joke between her and her husband.