Woman gets the best of her obnoxious atheist neighbor Woman gets the best of her obnoxious atheist neighbor

Everyone appears to be easily upset these days by anything. Most importantly, many people reject the notion that someone else might be right while they are wrong. Sadly, we are surrounded by opinionated people.

The following joke explores two characters’ reactions to having opposing ideas. You’re going to laugh at this.

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning would open her front door, stand on the porch, and scream, “Praise the Lord.”

This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.”

One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food. Thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch.

The next morning the lady screamed, “Praise the Lord, who gave me this food.”

The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed, “It wasn’t the Lord, it was me.”

The lady without missing a beat screamed,

“Praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!!“

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