A married couple was sound asleep when the phone rang at 2 a.m. The wife (a blonde) groggily picked it up, listened for a few seconds, and then blurted,
“How should I know?
That’s 200 miles from here!” She slammed the phone down.
The husband, now wide awake, asked,
“Who on earth was that?”
She replied, perfectly serious,
“Some idiot asking if the coast was clear.”
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