Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.
He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.
He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.”
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
Title: Is Israel Under Attack in 2025? Introduction: In recent news, there have been reports of Israel coming under attack in the year 2025. Let’s delve into…
A 7-year-old boy from India got an approximately 3-inch nail lodged in his brain after falling on the nail while playingThe iron nail pierced his neck and…
Portsmouth, VA — For firefighter Mark Reynolds, every emergency call is a race against time. But nothing could have prepared him for the horror of arriving at…
In what has been described as the most effective missing child recovery mission in the agency’s history, the United States Marshals Service (USMS) recently led a powerful…
BREAKING NEWS – In a rapidly unfolding crisis, Israel has come under a large-scale attack, with multiple threats reported across the country. Details are still emerging, but…
President Donald Trump has responded to questions surrounding the recent U.S. military operation targeting three Iranian nuclear facilities, reaffirming his confidence in the mission’s execution and results….
