One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “
The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’
”Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”
I froze when I heard his ringtone — the one I’d assigned just for him. That familiar melody sliced through the silence like a knife. My hands…
It sounds strange, but a growing number of people are tossing two empty plastic bottles into their washing machines — and swearing by the surprising results. This…
She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried…
I was the poorest kid in school; everyone looked down on me. When a rich classmate invited me for her 9th birthday, I was thrilled. I wore…
My mom has systemic lupus, and every once in a while, when we were kids, she’d have to spend a week or so at the hospital. The…
I’d just received a raise at work and was in an incredible mood. I decided to buy coffee for the next 10 people behind me. Not a…
