BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

“A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, ‘Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.’

Her neighbor asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’

The little silver-haired lady says, ‘According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.’

Her neighbor decides to come over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, ‘First of all, no matter how we put these pieces together, we’re not going to be able to assemble these into anything resembling a rooster.’

He takes her hand and says, ‘Secondly, I want you to relax.

Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,’ he said with a deep sigh… ‘Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.’”

Related Posts

New footage of doomed Air India flight ‘shows cause of c.rash’

A BOMBSHELL new video proves what led to the Air India plane to crash and burn just after takeoff, an aviation expert has claimed. In the mean…

After two days of searching, they found the girl, then 10 years old, in the worst possible way. Oh, how sad.

The body of Dulce Victoria, a 10-year-old girl who unintentionally fell into the Lerma River last Thursday, was found after two days of intense searching. The Salamanca…

From age 65, how often should you shower (and why over-washing can be harmful to your health)

From a exact age, everyday actions should carefully think. One of the most painless —taking a shower—could actually be lessening your skin without you realizing it. What…

My husband insist butter belongs on..

Should You Store Butter on the Counter or in the Fridge? The butter storage debate often pits tradition against food safety. While some prefer to leave it out…

10-Year-Old Boy Dies Day After Baseball Victory

The town of Dauphin County, Pennsylvania, was hit with devastating news after 10-year-old Bryson Funk died just one day after helping his baseball team win a championship…

HT14. Larvae Found in Young Woman’s Body… How Did They Get There? (The Answer Will Horrify You)

Most people have experienced minor skin irritations—an itchy spot, a red bump, or slight swelling. These symptoms often result from insect bites, allergic reactions, or harmless rashes….

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *