These Snappy Comebacks Almost Started A Riot

We all have to deal with people who give us a hard time on occasion. We can either put up with it or we can have a comeback. If we have the right thing to say, we might just turn a bad situation around in our favor.

That is why we appreciate the following comebacks so much. The situation may have started and it may have moved in an awkward direction but a simple sentence turned it on a dime.

You will appreciate seeing these comebacks. Not only do they make us chuckle, they give us hope that any situation can be a good situation

1. One late evening, a husband texted his wife, asking her to make his favourite cuisine and wash his soiled clothing before he came home. It surprised me that no one responded.

Unfazed, he texted his wife again, telling her that he was going to purchase her a new automobile and that his salary increased. “OMG, really?” the happy wife exclaimed in response. “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message,” the spouse replied.

2. In another story, a guy found his ten-year wife packing her luggage when he got home.

Perplexed, he asked where she’s going. With confidence, his wife answered, “I’m heading to Las Vegas! I’ve found that some men will pay me $500 in cash to provide the services I perform for you for free!”

“How are you going to survive on $1,000 a year? I’m very curious!” His wife was speechless by his humorous reaction.

3. On another occasion, elderly woman was waiting calmly for a space in a packed parking lot. But then a young man in a brand-new red Mercedes sped by her and pulled at the very area she was staring at.

The old woman approached the man, agitated, and said, “I was going to park there!” With an arrogant demeanour, the man answered, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.” The elderly woman chuckled at this clever response that emphasised the gap between generations.

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