Man Comes Home Early And Panic When He Hears His Wife Moaning From The Bedroom

When we are in a relationship, the last thing we want to have happen is for the other person to cheat. Unfortunately, it happens all too often, and it’s never a laughing matter. Then again, there are plenty of jokes that revolve around infidelity.

If you haven’t heard a good joke in a while, I invite you to read what we have for you below. Not only did I laugh, I shared it with others and they all agree it was the funniest thing we’ve heard in a long time.

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he says.

“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

“You rotten SOB,” says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!”

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