The Deaf Accountant And The Missing Money

Translator says, “There’s a million dollars missing, boss wants to know where it is.”

Deaf man signs over to the translator, “What? I have no idea what he’s talking about.”

Translator says to the boss, “Boss, he says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

Boss says to the translator, “I’m gonna ask one more time. Where is the money?”

Translator says to the deaf accountant, “He’s asking one more time, where’s the money?”
Deaf man reiterates to the translator through sign, “Seriously, I don’t know what he’s talking about!”
Translator says to the Boss, “He says he seriously doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

The boss is now infuriated.
He slams his fist down on the table, and points a gun to the accountants head.

He tells the translator, “TELL THIS WEAZEL I WILL BLOW HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THIS DESK IF HE DOESN’T TELL ME WHERE THE MONEY IS RIGHT NOW!”
Translator signs to the accountant, “Ok, he’s dead serious. You better tell him where the money is, or he’s going to kill you right here.”
The deaf accountant signs to the translator, “Ok! Ok! I’ll tell you! I hid it in a briefcase underneath my deck!”

Mafia Boss asks, “Well, what did he say?!”
The Translator says,
“Well, boss, he said go screw yourself.”

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