M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven – mistakes were made

She replies that he hasn’t.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again.

“Virgin Mary speaking,” comes the response.

“Is James there yet?” asks M.

Again the answer is no.

M is really worried by this time, but she waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

And she hears the response,

“Hello, Mary speaking!”

Related Posts

These Are Clear Signs That He Is Cr… See moreThe leg in the photo is intensely red, swollen, shiny, and tight from foot to knee—classic danger signs of a severe lower-leg infection such as cellulitis or erysipelas. This appearance can worsen quickly and may spread to the bloodstream (sepsis) if not treated

These Are Clear Signs That He Is Critically in Need of Medical Care The leg in the photo is intensely red, swollen, shiny, and tight from foot…

Gingrich Warns Of ‘Very Dangerous’ Consequences as Dems Attack Trump

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is warning that Democrats’ escalating resistance to President Donald Trump could carry “very dangerous” consequences, sharpening a months-long argument about public trust,…

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour

The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we have been married for over…

BREAKING: Original Bee Gees Legend Dead at 78

Colin “Smiley” Petersen, the original drummer for the world-famous Bee Gees, has died at the age of 78. His death was confirmed on November 18, 2024, through…

The Snow Globe My Mum Gave Me Hid More Than Just Memories

When I was 9, my mum passed away, suddenly. Her last gift to me was a ballerina snow globe. I kept it untouched for over 20 years….

She Vanished by Morning — Then He Learned She’d Been Dead for Years

What began as an ordinary night quickly turned into something unforgettable. At a party filled with laughter and new faces, he met a girl named Julia. Their…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *