He wanted an indecent present – so she brought him back a surprise

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.”

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked.

“The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!”

“Oh, that” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”

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