I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp

This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac.
He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody drinks.

The weird part was is he had a head the size of a grapefruit.
The bartender stirs up a conversation and says, “Hey man, not to be rude but I have to ask… what’s with your tiny head?”

The man shrugs and says, “Well its a funny story. You have probably heard the stories. I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp. I figured I might as give it a shot and so I rubbed it. All of the sudden this gorgeous genie comes out of the lamp and gives her whole spiel about 3 wishes.”

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