Most kids fear math tests. Johnny weaponized them. One smart-mouthed answer turned an F into a legendary family story. Years later, another household disaster was brewing — this time, with a husband, a bed, and a fart so violent he thought he’d split in half. His wife warned him for years. Then, one Thanksgiving, she fin… …
Johnny’s tale is the kind that lives on at dinner tables for decades. A boy who technically got the answer right, but still flunked because he couldn’t resist a cheeky comeback. His father’s laughter said it all: sometimes the real lesson isn’t about numbers, but about timing, tone, and how far a joke can push authority before it snaps back.
