One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man snatched her purse and ran off.
A couple across the street saw the incident and hurried over to check on her. They informed her that the police had been called and would arrive shortly.
The old woman smiled and told them, “It’s really no big deal. I carry my old purse to put my dog’s poop in it until I get home to dispose of it.”
Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.