The Aussie said: That’s nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, ya’know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.”
The Italian and Frenchman are astonished, and asked, “Two full hours?… Wow! that’s unbelievable. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?”
The Aussie replied,
“I wiped my hands on the curtains.”