The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!”
“Oh, that” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”